This letter was recently discovered by local Free Union Crime Watch deputies. It was delivered anonymously in a residents mailbox WITHOUT postage. This is a violation of Federal Law Title 39 and carries a fine of $500.00 per occurrence.
Free Union forensic experts are working to determine the source of the letter. A local hand writing expert has been consulted and we are certain the source will be exposed. We have eliminated all dog owners, reducing the pool of perps to just a few. More info on this as the evidence reveals.